A list of the best Euphemisms for masturbating

Choking the chicken - Holding your sausage hostage - Jerkin the gerkin - Playing pocket pool - Punching the one-eyed clown. - Rubbing one out - Spanking your monkey -

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Choking the chicken

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Holding your sausage hostage

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Jerkin the gerkin

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Playing pocket pool

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Punching the one-eyed clown.

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Rubbing one out

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Spanking your monkey

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