A list of the best blonde jokes

Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house. - Q. Why have a condom on her ear? A. She didn't want to get hearing aids. - Q. How do you get a blond out of a tree? A. Wave - Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat? A. In case she locks the keys in her car. - Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle? A. Shine a flashlight in their ear. - Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A. Because it kept falling out. - Q: How to drown a blonde? A: Put a mirror @ the bottom of a pool. -

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Q. How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof?
A. Tell her that the drinks are on the house.

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Q. Why have a condom on her ear?
A. She didn't want to get hearing aids.

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Q. How do you get a blond out of a tree?
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Q. Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
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Q. How do you make a blonde's eyes twinkle?
A. Shine a flashlight in their ear.

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Q. Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A. Because it kept falling out.

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Q: How to drown a blonde?
A: Put a mirror @ the bottom of a pool.

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