A list of the best chuck norris jokes

chuck norris was born in a log cabin that he built himself - every time you masterbate chuck norris punches a baby in the face - chuck norris has killed people by giving them the finger - chuck norris tears can cure cancer - chuck norris set ants on fire with a magnifying glass at night - chuck norris went to mars thats why there is no sign of life their - chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun - chuck norris invented water -