A list of the best pickup lines

Did you spray your pants with Windex? Because I can see myself in them. - You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche. - Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long. - Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? - "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Okay..." You just kiss her and say "Guess I lost." - Your name must be Gilette, because you're the best a man can get. - If I were a fly, I'd land on you.. because you're the shit - If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous! - Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living? -