A list of the best yo mamma jokes/insults

Yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles! - Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." - Yo mama's so stupid she returned her ice-cream because it was cold. - Yo mama's so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes. - Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry. - yo momma so stupid she put cake in the microwave and it went beep!beep! and she thought it was the fire alarm and called 9-1-1 - Yo mama's so stupid she thought a Quarterback was a refund. - yo mama's so black, she went to night school and got marked absent. - Yo mama's so fat, when she sings, its over. - Yo moma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery (add comment plez) - yo momma so dirty she walk by flowers and the die - yo mama so hairy they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower - yo mama so dumb she stuck 2 batteries up her ass and said ''I got the power.'' - Yo moma so ugly thats why there are falling starts - yo mama so fat she does the hula hoop with a cheerio - yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit - yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&m's in ABC order - yo moma so fat that she goes into hibernation in the spring-summer time. She wakes up and tries to get up causing fall. Finnaly getting up causing winter! But she never goes back to sleep, poor Alaska - yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch - yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money - Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread - yo mama so ugly when she died she went to heven and god said i did'int created you - Yo mama so ugly she has to sneek up on the mirror. - YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT HER MOTHER THREW HER OUT SIDE AND WAS CHARGED FOR LITTERING - v - yo mama so stupid she pulled a dick out of the freizer and mistook it for an ice pop - Yo mama so ugly... Bob The Builder took one look at her face and said "cant fix that!" - your mama so dumb, I told her to take the number 4 train, instead she took the number 2 train twice. - yo mama so poor she walks down the road with one shoe and if you ask her where the other shoe she wouldn't know cause she only found 1 - Yo mama's so poor the kids in Haiti are giving to her! - Yo mama so stupid, she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company ! - Yo mama so old that she knew Burger king when he was still a prince! - Your mama so black she sweats soy sauce. - Yo mamas so fat, when she washes her hands, she gotta use diet soap! - yo mama so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff - your mama glasses so big when she looks at a map she sees little people waving at her. - Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed. - Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs - chuck norris boned your mama - yo mama so black when she was riding a motorcycle she got pulled over for having tented windows - Yo mama is so poor when i steped on her skatebord she said "Stop ruining the family car!" - neck pain -

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Yo mama's teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!

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Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

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Yo mama's so stupid she returned her ice-cream because it was cold.

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Yo mama's so stupid she watches The Three Stooges and takes notes.

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Yo mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.

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yo momma so stupid she put cake in the microwave and it went beep!beep! and she thought it was the fire alarm and called 9-1-1

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Yo mama's so stupid she thought a Quarterback was a refund.

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yo mama's so black, she went to night school and got marked absent.

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Yo mama's so fat, when she sings, its over.

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Yo moma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery (add comment plez)

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yo momma so dirty she walk by flowers and the die

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yo mama so hairy they filmed gorillas in the mist in her shower

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yo mama so dumb she stuck 2 batteries up her ass and said ''I got the power.''

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Yo moma so ugly thats why there are falling starts

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yo mama so fat she does the hula hoop with a cheerio

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yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

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yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&m's in ABC order

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yo moma so fat that she goes into hibernation in the spring-summer time. She wakes up and tries to get up causing fall. Finnaly getting up causing winter! But she never goes back to sleep, poor Alaska

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yo mama so stupid she sits on the tv and watches the couch

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yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread

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yo mama so ugly when she died she went to heven and god said i did'int created you

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Yo mama so ugly she has to sneek up on the mirror.

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YO MAMA SO UGLY THAT HER MOTHER THREW HER OUT SIDE AND WAS CHARGED FOR LITTERING

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yo mama so stupid she pulled a dick out of the freizer and mistook it for an ice pop

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Yo mama so ugly... Bob The Builder took one look at her face and said "cant fix that!"

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your mama so dumb, I told her to take the number 4 train, instead she took the number 2 train twice.

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yo mama so poor she walks down the road with one shoe and if you ask her where the other shoe she wouldn't know cause she only found 1

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Yo mama's so poor the kids in Haiti are giving to her!

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Yo mama so stupid, she thought taco bell was a Mexican phone company !

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Yo mama so old that she knew Burger king when he was still a prince!

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Your mama so black she sweats soy sauce.

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Yo mamas so fat, when she washes her hands, she gotta use diet soap!

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yo mama so stupid she tried to kill a bird by throwing it off a cliff

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your mama glasses so big when she looks at a map she sees little people waving at her.

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Yo mama's so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Yo Momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

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chuck norris boned your mama

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yo mama so black when she was riding a motorcycle she got pulled over for having tented windows

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Yo mama is so poor when i steped on her skatebord she said "Stop ruining the family car!"

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neck pain

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